Cheap and discreet Hooker for hire

Do you live in the Iowa City, North Liberty, Coralville or Cedar Rapids area and want a cheap Hooker for physical or mental labor? Hire a cheap and discreet Hooker today for as low as $1.50* per hour.


I am excellent with sticks and definitely know how to rake grass. I am even known to sprinkle some fertilizer if the money is right. This Hooker will show up with some of his own stick and grass or cleaning tools, or he can use your tools if the desired labor requires it.


Payment is to be made at completion of services or as otherwise agreed upon prior to labor being performed. There are two easy ways to pay this Hooker.


1. General labor is $15.00 per hour, cash only. Some restrictions and variations may apply.


2. To receive general labor for $1.50 per hour, you must pay using U.S. minted silver or gold coins; this would include pre-1964 silver dimes, pre-1964 silver quarters, pre-1964 silver half dollars, early US silver dollars which contain actual silver and American Eagle bullion coins. In other words, this Hooker likes hard money and will perform physical labor for the face value of your silver and gold coins. Some restrictions and variations may apply.


Please do not hesitate to contact me at cal-a-hooker@worker.com to ask questions or arrange for services.


For clarification purposes, this is not an advertisement for sexual services or anything related to sex. I repeat, do not contact me about sexual services or anything illegal as such. I will turn over solicitations for sex to the proper authorities. Not that a dude working his butt off for money is a whole lot different from some levels of prostitution, I just cannot and will not do that type of thing so don't even ask. Cal A. Hooker got your attention though, didn't it?


I have been a single stay-at-home dad for many years and am looking to get back into the working world. Prior to becoming a stay-at-home dad I have many years experience in the cleaning, cooking, supervisory and yard service industries. In fact for simple yard or cleaning jobs in which safety concerns are met - like if an elderly lady needs a yard raked, or if the commons of an apartment building need cleaned - I may even bring my child along, in which case you would receive a discount and get general labor services for $12.00 per hour, cash only, or $1.20/5 if paying in hard money. Do not get any funny ideas. I'm just an honest dude trying to make a buck and get things going again after being a house dad for many years. My kid likes to watch dad do yardwork and housework, or likes to sit there and read books or play with blocks, so for certain jobs you can receive a discount for the simple fact that a slight bit of my attention would be diverted.


Make no mistake, this Hooker will work very hard for your hard money. This is not a sham or a scam. The only gimmick is the name.


Does your house need vacuumed, swept and mopped? Does your yard need picked up and raked? Do you have a bad back and need help moving things around the house? Do you simply want to hire a handsome and cheap Hooker t0 perform various acts of labor for money?
Cal A. (Cheap and Discreet) Hooker.


Cal A. Hooker
cal-a-hooker@worker.com


Serving the Iowa City, Coralville, North Liberty and Cedar Rapids area


P.S. - Your information will not be given away or sold for any reason. Your mailbox will not resemble a London phone booth after dealing with me. I am a discreet Hooker and I look forward to serving you. I do business with a handshake and a smile.


P.S.S. - If you desire services other than physical labor, do not hesitate to inquire. Pay rates are genuinely the same, but some tasks may require just compensation. I'm easy to work with. Mental tasks? Real estate photos? Pattern recognition? Do you just need someone to talk to? Cal A. Hooker.


P.S.S.S. - Do you currently staff general laborers and want to know if they are stealing from you? Cal A. Hooker can blend in to almost any general work environment and report back to you what funny business may be taking place in your establishment.


P.S.S.S.S. - Do you have a restaurant or facility inspection coming up and want a third-eye to comb over the place for things that your staff needs to clean up? Cal A. Hooker and $1.50* could save you thousands in the long run.